MR. NEANDERTHAL MAN – Good afternoon!
Wuh! Where you spring from?
Time machine. I’m from the future.
Not heard of place called fyoo-cher. But you look very strange – you obviously foreigner. How you speak my language?
by Dave Draper  ©  2009science fiction · spoof · time travel · 767 words
by Dave Draper  ©  2012science fiction · spoof · star trek · time travel · 736 words