ON A MISSION THROUGH FEDERATION SPACE, the Starship Enterprise encounters a huge stationary object, directly in its path.
“What’s that up ahead on our sensors, Spock – some sort of monstrous Klingon Battle-Cruiser?”
Star Trek
Injuns
“JOLLY HOWDAH DO, we are the Asiatic society of Bengal, where tigers roam and elephants wear howdahs.”
“Tigers? Phaser on stun, second setting! Blundering black holes, you are Asian Indians!”