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Doom of the Dinosaurs

The K–T Extinction Event

by Dave Draper  ©  2016Earth Science · Prehistory · spoof · 1387 words

Doom of the Dinosaurs

– Dinosaurs Witness Asteroid Approach –

“OH OH! TIME TO SAY GOODNIGHT I think, Plod. Just when I were looking forward to a nice long leisurely life o’ browsing on leaves and stuff in the sunny Cretaceous Period an’ all. So ends the Mesozoic Era! [Sigh].”

“Trust our bloody luck, Bron!” [Plod stamps elephantine foot] “I blame those old bar-stewards, the Laws of Chaos and Entropy for this! They’re always getting in the way of Progress and generally buggering things up for us. No wonder so many of this world’s creatures end up becoming extinct.”

“Aye!” [Bron raises serpentine neck in an s-shape, eyeing the approaching asteroid nervously]

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