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Dudley Postlethwaite Chronicles

by Dave Draper  ©  2008dudley postlethwaite · northern · spoof · 917 words

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HE WERE RIGHT PROUD OF HIS ORVIS.

Used t’ get it out of his trousers and show it to us.

Nowadays, of course, thee can get locked up for that sort of thing.

But in them days, yer could get away with murder . . .

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Horace Winkleberry

by Dave Draper  ©  2008northern · spoof · 896 words

Horace Winkleberry

ALLOW ME T’ INTRODUCE MESELF!

Me name’s Horace Winkleberry – and me dad is Albert Winkleberry.

Me mum is Ethel Winkleberry. Before she were married she were Ethel Crabtree. She told me she’d always hated surname she were born with and couldn’t wait to get wed t’ change it.

“Didn’t get very good bargain, did I,” she added, throwing her . . .

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