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East End

Bowlegs

by Dave Draper  ©  2012east end · spoof · 431 words

Bowlegs

BORN WITHIN THE SIGHT OF BOWLEGS, he had it coming to him.

“You dutty old man,” uttered Jerry Cann, before he could even walk.

‘Wood jew Adam an’ Eve it? Git up them apples an’ pears,’ he was saying, as soon as he began toddling round like some drunken, dimpled dumpling in soiled nappies . . .

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